awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

(via bludgeoner)

urulokid:

A GUY LOST HIS ARM STEVE ROGERS

A GUY LOST HIS FUCKING ARM

(via val-hella)

myrtlewilson:

aantifreeze:

none evans with left boob

this has gone too far

(via ollivander)

amygloriouspond:

https://twitter.com/thehobbitmovie/status/493232756642435072

(Source: memewhore, via wlntersoldier)

allmytwentyonepilots:

the day we have all been waiting for has come

allmytwentyonepilots:

the day we have all been waiting for has come

(via petwent)

homedesigning:

Loft Hammock Workspace

bombing:

cop: why the hell did you run headfirst into my car

me: april fools asshole

cop: shit you got me good

romangod:

somethingtolose-somethingtoprove:

romangod:

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See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS THE INTERNET.

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(via phobias)

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

(via sniffing)

eludible:

Being told I have the best taste in music is like the best compliment you could give me

(via pizza)

thehillsarenothere:

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

(via hailderg)

demonfisting:

#benedong cumberbum harasses joggers